Monday, May 18, 2009

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

...Loving the term "Asshat" since 1995!

Talking to Sarah about the picture posted on my OKCupid profile of me in the Cowboy hat made me think- I have a lot of pictures of me with things on my head. I guess I have a fetish I'd never realized. Here's some.


This is Nemo. He sometimes gets lost. Oh look! He got lost on my head. (Sarah, this is the picture I was talking about.)


I was able to get one last photo before he swam away. He swam away from my heart. He swam away... Forever.


This is an outtake from a photoshoot I did with GQ. Didn't make the cut.


Here's what looks to be a headband with children's artwork glued to it. It's just an optical illusion. This was some sort of St. Patty's... thingie. Notice how often I wore my Pixies shirt- on the photo above it's all new and green. Faded in this picture. I kinda look a bit palsied, no?


Oh my. How did this happen?


I'm beginning to also realize that Mike and Andrea's house seems to fuel this strange behavior.


And seriously WTF people? Why am I always in the kitchen? OOOHHH cause that's where the shots live.


This one's my favorite by far. Everyone I know hates this picture but me.


Drunken outtake.


(pictured l to r: Swenson and the Jew)
I decided that I was going to update Lampshade on Head at Party for the new Millenium and change it to grocery bags. I was mostly ignored. UNTIL...


Heh.
(pictured: some chick who Andrea hates and whose name I don't remember. Sorry.)


This picture doesn't feature a funny hat per se, it's horribly lit because someone had their finger over the flash, but it was the Gangster Party on my birthday and I am wearing a bandana (in the fucking kitchen again) and it's my blog and I do what I want.




Monday, May 11, 2009

Hello, world!

Here it goes. The first one. Don't fuck it up.

I don't know who's going to read this, if anyone, but I make no promises of regular updates. I may try to speak my mind clearly or I may disguise my feelings in a riddle. I may say things that upset, I may say things that endear. I may not say anything and let a picture or video say something for me. I may allow comments, and if I do, I will always read them and try to respond, if needed. That's all for now.



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